YESTERDAY By: Anonymous

I was sitting on my couch eating chips and dip,

watching my favorite soap operas and being a pimp,

and I had my pimp cane beside me and its reflecting,

the head lights coming from mom’s minivan

so I watched as someone tried to jack,

moms van all dressed in black, and its 3,

so I watched and watched until somebody called the police

my momma had no idea they came, so I’m to blame,

cuz I could have stopped them with my cane, what a freak

the second police showed up he just ran,

he ran and ran so fast till he jumped in a garbage can

I don’t know if the cops caught him or even what went down,

mom came down; she said she saw lights and that she heard sounds

so I lied and told momma that there weren’t any sounds,

I said she heard a helicopter cuz it keeps on flying around

I just don’t wana have to move over to a new town

I need to slow down, witnessing stuff before I get grounded

So for now